Waiter, there’s a mid-60s abstract on the floor. Would you...

Waiter, there’s a mid-60s abstract on the floor. Would you kindly mop it up, please, as it’s putting me off my food.

Where Can I Find Storage Solutions Inspired By Late 1960s Formalist Minimalist Painting Round Here?

Oh, there you are.

The Cock

As seen in Sutton. The Cheam reference on the sign makes me think this is some kind of lodestone marking the intersection of the Carry-On films with Tony Hancock. But conjecture is cheap, and research requires paperwork, so I will leave it there…